5 Best and 5 Worst X-Mas presents ever

5 Best X-Mas Presents Ever
1. Ninja Turtles-apalooza (Got like 20 Ninja turtle action figures, heaven when you’re 6 years old)
2. DVD Recorder
3. Sega Saturn (My favorite video game system ever, even though I only had like 5 games for it)
4. A Christmas Story on DVD
5. 3 Stooges DVDs, I think I lost them or something…

5 Worst X-Mas Presents Ever
1. Underwear
2. Socks
3. Soda (A pack of Jones’s holiday soda, turkey & gravy, pea, sweet potato, antacid, and dinner roll flavors)
4. Pack of blank VCR tapes
5. Losing lottery tickets

Consecutive Lonely Weekend #135: Soggy, chicken flavored bread-a-palooza

Happy 135th consecutive lonely weekend to me… This weekend I attempted to rearrange the crap in my bedroom only to lose reception on my TV and have to rearrange everything back the way it was tomorrow… fun… it wouldn’t suck so bad if everything didn’t weigh 1,000 pounds…

I’d also like to say that i ate like a king this weekend…. but that was not the case…. in fact i haven’t eaten since thursday evening… there is near-literally nothing in the house to eat… infact, the only solid, edible things in the house are Mayonaise, butter, ketchup (or catsup if you’re Canadian), BBQ sauce, a box of stuffing mix, and a crap load of deer meat…

Deer meat? yeah, some dude at my dad’s job gave him 2 deer, so there’s 2 deer worth of raw meat in the freezer…. cubes, chops, steaks (or stakes if you’re Canadian)… so I could make deer meat, there’s no hillbillery like eating deer meat…

But i think since I have this weird disease that makes me want to eat at least once every day I might go for the stuffing shortly…. because there’s nothing that says “Satisfy your hunger” quite like soggy, chicken flavored bread….