1. Carmen Electra
2. Fergy (She’s basically Carmen Electra’s mini-me, except she likes to piss her pants and, without makeup, she looks like the Leprechaun from the Leprechaun movies)
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Jessica Biel (Maybe not “ugly” but i never saw what the big deal with her was)
5. Tila Tequila
6. Scarlett Johansson (Not sure if that’s spelled right, nor do I care)
7. Megan Fox
8. Gwen Stefani (But at least she takes cute asian girls with her where ever she goes)
(BTW, don’t confuse this list as me coming out of the closet.)
